Rube Goldberg Mockumentary

For my science class recently, I was required to create a Rube Goldberg machine and accompanying video. In the legacy of my Upstanders project of yore, I wanted to share it with you all in lieu of a true post. It's a parody of Nova-style science documentaries, which always seem to begin this way:

[Topic.] [We want to make it seem like this topic is the best, but we don't want to offend anyone, so we'll just say it's perhaps one of the best.] [But just what is an intelligent-sounding question about the topic?] [And just why am I saying this?]

[But just what is an intelligent-sounding question about the topic?]

and then it goes to the expert interviews, and gets less formulaic, and becomes less funny, so we'll just skip to my video. These intros are what I was aspiring for in my video. In any case, here it is:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1kGJ7ZwxI-4yKDNqwC7UGNgDs5EIyLgCb/view?usp=sharing

Not the video, just an image because images add visual interest or something.. Source: http://s3.amazonaws.com/digitaltrends-uploads-prod/2015/09/rube-goldberg-machine.jpg

I would write a transcript, but you kind of have to watch it to get the full value. So go and do that. Enjoy.

–beautifulthorns